Miguel Ibarra February 25, 2019 Zombie DeerThere has been a recent trend on Facebook and other social media sites on a “zombie deer outbreak “. I wouldn't necessarily say its an “outbreak” more of an endemic. So far it has reached 24 states including Colorado . What is this zombie deer virus? Think of it like mad cow disease. The infection, known as chronic wasting disease, is related to bovine spongiform encephalopathy (BSE), also known as mad cow disease, which explains the equally terrifying nickname this illness has been given: zombie deer disease. The virus is spreading across the country and there isn't much we can do to prevent it. Experts are warning that it may one day be transmittable to humans who eat meat from wild game. 156 people died in the UK in the 90’s due to BSE or mad cow disease. Thousands of deer and elk are being infected each day, putting those who eat wild deer meat at risk. My responseMan what is it with these zombie deer… HMM it might seem something from like Black Ops II or Resident Evil right!!! Like are we going to go out there and have to fight a war with deer and people?! All my gamers are like “yeah sounds fun”, but are we really zombie apocalypse ready? Well, I don't think there's gonna be a clash of flesh eating zombie deer and raging gamers. This virus has actually been around since 2006 and there were a few cases of us eating the infected deer, in other words we’ve been eating them!! It's the rise of the deer and they are here for revenge!!! We’ve been killing their wives and husbands and we spare the kids. Kids see everything so don't you think we spared the wrong kid and now he's come to seek revenge for his family. He’s on our behind now, don't you think he wants payback. You think he's going to walk into a Lakewood Police station and make a report. Yeahhhh no, he is going to spread the zombie deer disease .
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